The Early Days of a Better Nation

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Seasonal notes

On the twelfth day of Christmas my spammer sent to me:

Twelve te.ens s.ucking
Eleven webcams prying
Ten spam blockers
Nine Nigerians scamming
eight Vi.agra bottles
seven h0rny sch00lgirls
six extensions
five Russian brides
four broken urls
three travel offers
two bigger breas.ts
and a parchment phony PhD.

By the way, does anyone else think the original 'true love' was a stalker? These days you'd expect six expensive bouquets, five suicide threats, four silent phone-calls, three love letters, two doorbells ringing and a spy-cam in a pear-tree.


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