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Sunday, June 24, 2007



Antichrist role 'could hinder' Blair's conversion

Tony Blair's conversion to Catholicism could be hindered by his longstanding ambition to become the Antichrist, according to sources close the Holy See. While undoubtedly securing the aspirant a distinctive historical legacy, the role of global tyrant of the Last Days, enemy of God's people and scourge of the earth, is seen in Vatican circles as incompatible with even lay membership of the Catholic Church.

Tony Blair's imminent resignation as Prime Minister has led to considerable speculation as to his future role on the world stage, and colleagues say he has long felt that his talents and abilities could best flourish as the Beast with seven heads and ten horns foretold in Biblical prophecy. This has not so far raised problems with his continued membership of the Church of England. Queried about the position of the Antichrist within the Anglican Communion, a spokesman for the office of the Archbishop of Canterbury would only go so far as to say that it is 'something of a theological grey area.' The older confession, however, is known to take a more stringent view on activities such as the pouring out of the vials of wrath upon the inhabitants of the earth.

Through the rolled-down window of his armoured limousine in the Plaza del Fiori, a senior member of the College of Cardinals expressed his concern about Blair's recent private audience with the Holy Father, Pope Benedict XVI. 'This in itself could be a sign of the End of Days,' he remarked. 'When the abomination of desolation stands in the holy place, the time has come to flee to the hills.' He then leaned forward and tapped his chauffeur on the shoulder. 'That was an instruction, Luigi.'

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This reads with an Onion-like tone, and is up there with your "What? You didn't EXPECT Jews?" bit from Jon Wilde in terms of religious humour.

That is to say, it's friggin' hilarious.

I just finished reading The Execution Channel, by the way, and if I may say so - the ending caught me a bit by surprise. Tip of the hat.

Have a good day, and joyeuse Saint-Jean Baptiste!

Hilarious! Completely hits the mark!

Hahahaha! I was reading this through RSS and didn't realize first it wasn't another piece of news. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking coffee, I would have choked and the spoiled keyboard would have been charged to you.

Hope everything's fine with youse. Here it's raining, raining, raining...

Thanks to all. I wish I could do this sort of squib more often. Johan, could you email me with your address? I owe you (and Heidi, and Svein Olav) copies of The Execution Channel.

Surely a genuine Antichrist would be less humble, less meek, less inclined to osculate the mighty rump of the Manifestly Destinatised at every possible opportunity? Also, I am not sure that even Revelation is quite so incoherent as to mention the pouring out of the vials of wrath in the name of peace, democracy and international law.

But surely the Pope is the Antichrist?

It took me decades to grow out of that Whore of Babylon garbage. Don't you start.

THE ANTICHRIST IS ALREADY AT POWER ! AND THE WORLD IS DOOMED.
JUST LOOK AT THE WEATHER AROUND THE WORLD ! LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE EARTH BREAKING THE 1ST LAW .
LOOK FOR THE LAW # 1 AND ASK YOURSELF THIS ?
DO I PRAY TO ANY=OTHER THAN THE HOLY AND THE ONLY GOD ?
DO I SEE JESUS AS GOD WHEN HE PRAYS TO SOMEOE ELSE WHO IS GOD !
DO I PRAY THE ROSARY TO MARY INSTEAD OF GOD ? DO I HELP AS MANY PEOPLE IN NEED EACH DAY OF MY LIFE ?
IS MY FAITH WITH GOD REAL !
EXAMPLE .... WHEN THE POPE TRAVELS ANYWARE WHY? DOES HE , NEED GUARDS ETC . IF HE HAS FAITH IN GOD WHY USE GUARDS WHEN GOD IS YOUR GUARD ?????

Tony Blair or Atonyment Blair is in fact the Antichrist:

http://www.geee.net/545n1.htm

There may be more truth in your throw away comments than you realise! Watch this space.

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